Riot? I think riot.

Joke = sleevelessness.

There's more quality arms in that GIF than on the entire staff up on the northside.

Oh, Canada...

This is a stupid headline. I don't think Will Oldham wants anything to to with this shit. He's just looking for a New Partner.

+1 croque monsieur, very nicely done, ma jeune fille.

This should be getting more love. I chuckled audibly.

MM: [picks fruit located closest to his hand]

"Hey girl, is your name Skynet? 'Cuz I'd like to get self-aware with you."

The (paltry) 5 recs on my post directly match the 5 on yours...it just goes to show that we are TRULY a divided nation. Torn asunder by our affinity/disgust for bags of salty, gooey legumes. I'm pretty sure this was what Lincoln meant by "if destruction be our lot, than we must be it's author."

"Fuck Hebron"

Fuck yeah, dude. Those flaming commie libtards just CAN'T RESIST the irresistible clickiness that is... the baseball hairstyle post.

"Boiled peanuts, bro? That's some SEC country street food bullshit right there. Fuckin' GROSS."

The creative gymnastics of that comment made me recoil. Really well done.

My mom thought that Glenn Danzig's Misfits-era vocals sounded a lot like Elvis, who she enjoyed, so I was permitted to blast their less offensive stuff at high volumes whenever I wanted. She wasn't too keen on the other stuff I listened too, but looking back, neither was I, really.

"...I'm sure you guys will vilify factually characterize him as a sexist and racist..."

If this comment doesn't get some love in a Sidespin roundup, I swear I'm going to stop lurking about the place silently, furtively reading them in a darkened room wishing, hoping (indeed... YEARNING) that I could be anywhere near as quick-witted and absurdly funny as the highlighted commenters. THAT WILL SHOW THOSE…

As a Midwesterner, I didn't realize my uncle was ruining Brooklyn, Austin, Portland, etc. but I wouldn't put it past that sneaky fucker... Never trust a mustache.

Yes. The subtlety. The subtlety of the skunk with beer teats is what I also like.

The bouncer should have known better. Just ask the Hungarian mafia what happens when you come after Keyser's family.