"You call that a flop? Amateur hour!"
- Greg Paulus, at home watching "John Carter"

Happy to assist, Milo. I think life, like Minnesota, is all about the bridges you build. Or rebuild.

Hey, let's all chill out, guys. In Milo's defense, I don't think he was trying to suggest that everyone in Minnesota is illiterate. That's just an unfair generalization, and why would anyone stoop to that kind of humor? I think he was simply suggesting that maybe everyone in Minnesota had too much lutefisk and too…

/They see me Rollins
They hatin'
Patrollin'
They tryin' to catch me Ryne-in' dirty/

No way. If that were the case, I would have slapped myself across the face with a raw new york strip. Then eaten it all immediately.

Bad phasing, perhaps. I'm also not sure why the hyphen showed up as a dot, so bad formatting too. Either way, my point is this topic has all the hallmarks of some serious PFT comment section red meat. Race, bullying, cheap San Francisco joke opportunities...

"I take my red meat RARE."

+1/2 of Mount Rushmore

The new Mrs. Quinn was heard to remark, "I'm just so overjoyed to be uniting with such a respected and accomplished football player. He's really well regarded by the fans in his adopted hometown, is really active in the community and is just a great family man.... not to mention he's such a total cutie! I mean, c'mon…

Yes, Rep. Garofalo. We get it.

Yeah. He was probably about to be due a market rate allowance.

I really enjoy your writing, Will. I'd buy you a Miller Lite on a cracked formica bar top any day of the week.

Pictured: weirdest prostate exam ever.

+1 Marky Mark halftime show

Minus the sash.

Lawrence Tynes, however, almost wound up taking number 800851355

I'd say Cronin was looking to make a great escape and saw this as his opportunity.

"Meh, MY regional beers unavailable to most of the country are so much better. You're clearly retarded for not putting them on your list in unreasonably high rankings."

Yeah- stick and move etc. It looks bad, though, but it's really tough to tell from the video what was going on. I think the only winners here are those of us smart enough to not watch Utah Valley University basketball.

"That was just me venting."