Jesus- I feel like an asshole for even posting this line of thinking given the somewhat similar posts by some of my fellow gray-ed out posters. Honestly- it's tough to tell what was going on, I was really struggling for some context.

Pictured: inevitable aftermath of yesterday's Deadspin staff cereal debate

"I wouldn't want to be on the other end of the punch that happens on the right side of this GIF."

Is a DESIRE UNICORN kind of like an IMAGINE DRAGON? From what I've heard, I don't think I want to be anywhere near either of those things.

"Hey Jimmy, it's Jay... Yeah, hi... Thanks for the call back- you're a hard guy to get ahold of!! Huh? Oh, it's been nice- getting a chance to hang out with the family, a little golf, that kind of stuff. Real relaxing. Anyway, just heard the best name on the NFL Network... Yeah! Yeah! You've gotta do one of those…

Sad Wilmer Valderama?

And the Kinja mantra, "If it sucks to begin with, change it repeatedly and frequently for no apparent reason."

If you really want some brown Rice that will kick your ass, check out THIS recipe over on Foodspin.

"But if folks in Green Bay can wear cheese heads 12 months a year they'll do it."

Did the CBC import Garrison Keillor to do their Olympics coverage?

According to Magary, he's the baggiest of baggy adults.

[watches video]

Fact: when Najeh played in Green Bay, the crowd at Lambeau used to intone an extended "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP" any time his name came over the PA. It sounded as hilarious as the original incident probably looked.

Quick: everyone trip over yourselves to explain why this isn't THAT impressive/fun to watch. Here are your options:

I describe my home state's sports as "decent" purely on a collective basis- with the Packers, UW football/basketball teams propping up the mean, which is dragged down by the abilities of the Brewers and Bucks.

Believe it or not, there is still a place in flyover country where bottled beer runs $2.50 or so, a pint can be $2.00 in the right circumstances, and a mixed drink with a non-poisonous liquor brand might be $3.50 routinely.

Blake Griffin Did That Thing He Does All Over Poor Kris Humphries