No, but a giant, dying orangutan is.

Its the little known Hayes glory hole.

His standards are higher than that half melted candle.

F*ckabee Sanders

Except literally everyone in the comments is saying it isn’t disturbing. This myth that ‘everyone is offended by everything these days’ is mostly perpetuated by unfunny people who discovered that everyone stopped courtesy laughing at their unfunny racist jokes.

I was fully expecting someone to be holding the head by it hair.

Agreed, there is nothing “disturbing” about this. We’ve got to start getting more picky about what constitutes an outrage in this clickbait society... 

That’s the detail: they’re not our open enemies.

Devin Nunes is in way over his head, Junior has admitted to multiple crimes on Twitter, but don’t sleep on Carter Page, who is determined to take the gold in the Which Of These Motherfuckers Is The Dumbest Motherfucker Olympics.

I bet KAC is a mean vodka drunk. Leaves a lot of parties carrying her shoes, with someone else’s coat over her shoulders. “You need to go home, Kellyanne. We called you an Uber.”

lol, this is the guy the GOP wants to go to bat for on privacy issues? Not the random American citizens who speak to relatives in China and the Gulf states and get surveilled for no reason whatsoever, nope, Carter Page is the guy they choose to represent citizens whose privacy rights are trampled on by the government.…

I respectfully disagree. I lived in Florida for 16 years. ATMs have no rights there.

Iowa irony: my husband’s grandfather came over to Iowa from Bohemia when he was a kid, and eventually learned English well enough to hide his accent. The whole family became very “speak English!” (especially where that “dirty Spanish” was concerned). Toward the end of his life, Gramps developed Alzheimer’s and…

Let’s start with the guy deep enough in his feelings to whine about a tweet from a high school girl.

It’s like saying “we need to examine this puddle more closely to see how deep it is”

Just imagine how these two idiots will react when they find out that people of African descent play basketball, too.

Native #1: The first three names we gotta remember are Joe Smith, George Johnson, and Thomas Williams for Plymouth. They have a lot of ... um, apparently...

That guy in black could’ve used some over armor.

Seriously, right? I was wondering if this was some ill-conceived viral advertising campaign for Under Armour. Who knows, maybe somebody’s gonna think, “Dang, that hoodie on the guy with his face split open looks fly.”

Goddamn. White people looooooooove Under Armour.