You know of what you speak. Casey’s has the edge on Breakfast Pizza. But not by much. I fell in love with that concept when I moved here. I am very over it.

Ironically, in the “shitty, but fast” pizza category, I’ve found that the winner is Kum and Go. As a food snob, I’m as shocked as anyone.

If you haven’t had it, Giordano’s is a life experience to be checked off. It’s not so much a pizza, as a 3-day commitment.

It really isn’t. Papa Murphy’s charges $14 for a pizza they don’t even cook and uses ingredients that never taste quite right. Papa Murphy’s makes East Coast mobsters living in witness protection in Pacific Northwest suburbs think about getting back into “the life.”

Came here to say that. When I first moved to Knoxville my neighbor told me I had to try the pizza place in the strip mall across the road.

I hadn’t gotten Papa John’s in a while prior to that but after his comments about it I decided I’d never order from there again. He is a garbage human being who shames the rest of humanity by being the same fucking species as the rest of us.

I literally have a Papa Johns across the street from me and I still will order Dominos delivery. The cheesey bread alone is worth the delivery charge.

I personally stopped buying their trash pizza (they were so close to my old place and the only pizzeria with a website, that delivered) when he came out with his rancid take on Obama-Care.
Maybe Ol’ PapaJohnalous should start looking to his own dumbassness for their declining sales.

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

Hush hush, shut up now

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

I believe it’s written as it is because the “cloth imprinted with Jesus’ face” part of the description is necessary to describe the nature of the relic. Religious relics are defined by the people who believe in them. If you don’t believe in Jesus at all, that bit is just letting you know what people do believe.

Actually my impression of Corvette drivers, at least around here, don’t drive like assholes. F150, BMW, Audi and white commercial van drivers are all worse.

“Trump’s blacks”? Even if you don’t, it’s pretty obvious most(?) thinking something like this actually have “the N-word” in mind.

Can we start a Gofundme to pay her for extra triggering ? Like enough to cause a stroke?

Memo:

Does that make Ben Carson Buffalo Butt?

Tug on the bartender’s shirt to get his attention. He’s probably busy goofing off on Facebook and will be grateful that you alerted him of your presence.