Confession: I was dancing to MMMBop in my kitchen last night. By choice. Sometimes I tell people it's because my kids like it. They don't.

This is my semi-monthly shout into the void that current Hanson still makes really fun music!

Good for her. It gave her a platform to introduce herself to a new potential set of fans but she got out before it affected her family. Although it was hilarious seeing Kenya so desperately try to compare her career to Kim. Clearly she felt threatened by Kim’s real talent.

I don’t blame you, Kim. This is what just watching the Real Housewives does to me.

When Kenya was saying that her credentials are better than Kim’s. Oh lawd.

It's a little crazy that a former child actress was too normal for this show. Think about the chances of that.

Thanks for chiming in, Kim’s intern.

Tootie would have been OK. But Regine Hunter would have killed.

Dear Mr. Drumpf,

A collapsing bridge. With a flaming truck full of manure on top.

― W.C. Fields

In my first year of law practice, one of my friends came into my office, shut the door, and proceeded to tell me the following story:

Man o man. Trump’s garbled syntax is truly something to behold. He talks like a fifth grader who reads on a third grade level giving an oral report in front of the class on a book he never read.

A seventh-grade reading level and less than four characters per word.

I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…

I hate this man. I hate that he says nothing and people keep talking to him regardless. I hate that people will think this is not inappropriate behavior. I hate that this woman’s looks will now determine whether or not she deserves it. I hate that anyone is asking him this morning to chime in on events, but no one has…

He’s a rich white guy, so nothing will happen other than the tennis world trying to make this go away.

Even if he were recognized at the polls (which I agree is very unlikely), we do have a bit of privacy in American voting booths. No one would know how he really voted except him.

I don’t belive for one second he received a legit “death threat” he’s just pissy that people aren giving him shit for supporting Hitler 2.0. He still thinks it’s 1999 and he’s a star whose every word millions of fans fawn over. Fuck this guy and fuck all the Trumpy Dumpy supporting sacks of human excrement.

You know...I never thought I’d say this, because I am a bitter misanthrope who can barely be bothered to even pretend to care about anyone’s dumb wedding. But here it is.