He's only sad his sorry geriatric old ass got caught.

I know it’s annoying but I’m glad they’re being meticulous about this. I want it to end when it’s over an not drag out through appeals.

Look at that sad, old man. Doesn’t he deserve to live out his days in peace?

Thank god.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is the funniest fucking thing on (sort of) television.

I liked some of the things said about growing and designing food in that episode, but God damn, the Jesus complex was enormous.

Agreed. I think it was the second episode (farm to table guy) that was kind of grating for me. Like the *only* way to eat tomatoes is from the vine on a weird stand that we will place on your table. FFS.

Oh, also, very different genre of cooking show, but the Great British Bake-Off is so, so good, and I’m DYING to see more of it! Whyyyyy does Netflix only have the one season?!

Master is very sweet and funny. Aziz is terrific and very nuanced.

Is bloodline coming back? It really made me want to chill on a beach somewhere with an endless supply of G&Ts.

There were only a couple episodes worth seeing in the first season.

Chef’s Table and Bloodline continue to be the best things Netflix has ever done.

60% of corporate team building is dances and skits in all the places I’ve worked. There is no escape for most of us, is what I’m saying.

Judge Kara: Can we please get a ranking of RH0NY fashion best to worst?

Isn’t Derby Days where sororities raise money and then the fraternity gets to take credit for it?

“Whose brain was it?”

“The jar said Abby something or other.
Oh yes, Abby Normal!”

“Abnormal!!!? You idiot!”

He probably had an NDA. I’m sure he had no choice but not to tell Kelly. Michael’s a good guy.

I really feel like some bread.