It’s not a “phobia,” it’s a cultural code regarding personal space.

Because women are whores. Didn’t you get the memo? If not, sign up here.

Related: when I was in 5th grade a boy in my class kept grabbing my boobs (I was an early -developer). I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. Finally, one day I punched him in the stomach and knocked him down. The teacher turned to me and said, “good for you” - and I realized she had known what was going on the entire…

I am cheering for them so hard even though I already know the ending

So, kind of long story ahead. The woes of being a teacher in a sexist as hell school system.

I’m sure I already know the (depressing) answer, but why in the HELL was a girl expelled for giving a blow job while the boy receiving it was only suspended, even ignoring the fact that he forced her, and oh, yeah, filmed it, which, unless she was part of the small minority of high school students who are over 18,…

one of my early memories is my bus driver roughing up a young man after he was told her raped a girl on the bus when I was in eighth grade. right after someone from the back of the bus told him, he pulled the bus over and took the kid out the back door, knocked him around a few times then held him still until the cops…

Imagine all the future money and above all pain for victims that could be saved if these kinds of crimes were properly investigated the first time they were committed...

The worst case of wandering silicone the surgeon had ever seen. (Of course it was the “worst.” Can you imagine Yolanda admitting “The surgeon said it was only in the Top 150 Worst Cases”?)

The receptionist at my firm is 23 and loves him. One day after this last Christmas a woman attorney (who is awesome) asked her what gifts she got and she said one of them was a Chris Brown t-shirt. The attorney deadpans: “Oh, what’s on it? A picture of a woman with two black eyes?”

And then there’s this fucking asshole. Again.

“How can you question my integrity as a woman? Friends are supposed to have each others’ backs! Don’t these women have anything better to do in their lives but tear down me and my children?”

She’s a former prostitute who had her own “Lyme health journey.” She has no medical qualifications whatsoever.

worse than Cordell Stewart, Simon Barney, Jim Bellino, Kelsey Grammer, and whoever Jeanna Keough was married to? idk...

God, I hope they do. He’s a whiny man-child who revels in sticking it to her that he cheated. She’s losing her freaking mind over it because she cannot get the strength to tell him to kiss her ass.

“Allegedly.” Lisa Rinna made me type that.

Still waiting for Shannon and David to divorce.....

Teresa Giudice ... now, there’s an unfortunate hairline, it’s halfway down her forehead.

Wow. Sounds like every restaurant I ever worked in (usually as the lone female chef).