I’m a Pats fan. That was the worst game they’ve played since the 2009 playoff game against Baltimore (where they were down 14-0 about 90 seconds into the game). At least in the KC game last year they played hard till the end. Yesterday was a dumpster fire.

“Cheatriots”? Christ, at least be original, man. I think Yahoo Sports might be more your speed.

As an actual Pats fan who endured all those years of horrible teams, I hope to hell that when Brady finally retires to simply fuck a supermodel, that all these ass hats who don’t know who Andre Tippett is will just wander away.

I’m a Pats fan, gotten to see SIX FUCKING SUPER BOWLS, and I’ll still bitch about officiating and all that shit.

I’m not a Pats fan by any means, but are you honestly trying to suggest that inadvertent whistle call worked to the Patriots’ favor?

“In a best-case scenario, the Patriots would have been so discombobulated that Anderson would have had one man to beat for the three yards.”

I’m sure the Ravens will lobby the NFL to change the rules for what’s a legal swinging gate formation so that the Patriots can’t benefit from this again.

I don’t get it.

Deflategate curse?

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

In response to the failure to declare his intentions accurately, Goodell fined Joaquin 250,000 and took away his first two draft picks in 2015.

I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.

Roger Goodell also took away the Nat’s 2016 first round draft pick.

She put up more of a fight than the team did.

It’s a good thing some owners pressured Goodell to make an example out of Brady. Brady’s Revenge Tour 2015 is shaping up nicely.

Tom Brady > Aaron Rodgers. Career and right now.

LOL

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

Uh, excuse me, Samer, but “Gronk Lite” is actually the high-intensity illumination device used to draw Gronk to parties, much like a bug zapper, except with far, far more cans of Busch Light built into it.