I don't think in Winder's EAR is where I'd put the ultrasound wand.

"Data from 44 studies showed women with an unwanted pregnancy have a higher incidence of mental health problems in general.

I know, right? I just wish there was an Abortionplex near me. I would get pregnant all the time just for the complimentary champagne you get with an abortion.

They have no constructive ideas about the economy, and can't claim credit for the slow improvement that has already taken place, so they don't want to talk about it. As a result, they have to resort to flapping their withered jowls about women's health. After all, we're just befuddled, immoral vagina-beasts that…

No, because they're ONLY concerned with the welfare of children in utero. The condition in which babies are born and any suffering they endure afterward is of no concern.

Lesbianism and church doctrine be damned, that's just appalling bad manners. If the priest had such a huge problem with the deceased's daughter, for ANY reason, he should have discussed it with the family ahead of time instead of disrupting the service.

I do couch crunches all the time, but I do them reaching up and holding the back of the couch so I don't slide forward. And a warning: doing this with a cat in your lap may result in dirty looks or injury. For you.

Or politicians.

I love these, and intend to start posting the most appropriate one every time somebody tries to embroil me in an argument that is too stupid to merit a direct response.

Here ya go.

It is unwise to anger your hairdresser. He probably fired her to avoid the temptation to fuck her hair up.

She looks less fat than I do, and I weigh 160. And I'm five inches taller than her. There's no freakin way she outweighs me by 15 pounds.

That's what lists are for. I'm in north Fla, which is almost as bad as GA, so, I have a list of easily-offended friends. I don't allow them to see anything on my FB except totally innocuous, well-behaved posts and pictures.

I see what you did there.

Attempting to edit text without a mouse makes me cry. That is all.

Stripe. The mean gremlin with the mohawk was named Stripe, and he gave me nightmares.

I don't know... goth can be insidious. I'm over forty, and I still listen to The Cure and occasionally get the urge to dye my hair aubergine. (Again.)

This is just the first step. [theoatmeal.com]

Probably. Tried it, hate it. I prefer socializing in person, and mostly use FB to keep up with the doings of geographically distant friends and family. The visual clutter of timeline slows me down.

Because it looks like MySpace.