I installed this yesterday morning, and like it. I didn't have my usual slight headache at the end of the day yesterday.

There was nothing in Superman IV that was worse than Jar Jar Binks, but there was nothing in it as enjoyable as the good bits in Phantom Menace, either.

Red is supposed to mean strict controls, but how are they defining strict? No alcohol sales on Sundays used to be fairly common in Florida.

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Welcome to the Republic of Gilead.

No.

I don't have any kids of my own, but I have 14 nephews and nieces, and I testify that babies machine-gun-shitting on the walls can happen. Even with a diaper.

What you imagine life will be like after kids vs what your life is REALLY like after kids:

I have already started crocheting a uterus, but as I was stitching away, it occurred to me that perhaps it would be a good idea to make some spare testicles for the lawmakers who are NOT down with the woman-hating crazy... you know, so they'll have extra balls with which to stand up for us.

You said about what I was thinking. It's very sad that we're apparently incapable, as a nation, of being collectively interested for more than five minutes about anything that isn't televised on a regular basis.

No sympathy. She's a dimwitted chunk of trash who derived enjoyment from hurting and degrading people. Thank goodness she's homely; if she was a looker, she'd probably have her own TV show by now.

It's in the article, but here it is again:

I never would have imagined that anything would cause dinner-plate sized areolas and nipples as big around as an ankle.

"Suck it, thinspo" is by FAR the best title for a foodie board I've seen yet. Off to repin gorgeous cakes that I wish I had an occasion to make them for!

Hmmm.

You're welcome. I'm always happy to impart disconcerting information.

Here's the problem just about everybody has with her husband.

Jehovah's Witnesses are not supposed to vote, because that would be recognizing a leader other than God. Mennonites and Amish aren't forbidden to vote, but tend not to, because that would be taking an active role in our sinful society. Members of the Ba'hai faith can vote, but are not supposed to participate in…

Are you kidding? This trailer is so similar to the Alien trailer it's not even funny, right down to re-using the scariest sound effect.

Quinoa, huh? My lentil and black bean chili kicks ass, but I'll try quinoa instead of lentils next time, just for something different. And the pumpkin.