That kid is Uncanny Valley creepy. Her eyes are like Miss Piggy's... pretty, but flat and empty. *shiver*

Here's a jerk move; Sony raised the price of Whitney Houston's albums by 60% when her death was confirmed. [www.guardian.co.uk]

There is NO WAY that woman is only 45 years old. I'm 45 years old. She looks 20 years older than me.

My excessive lady feelings are making me want to dragon punch Rick Santorum in the groin right now.

Where is this article trashing him? I see making fun of the names of two of the doctors who helped Warren come up with his health plan, but that's it.

This is just stupid. If she looked frazzled and blotchy for the Wired cover, somebody would be complaining that she was perpetuating the stereotype that intelligent women are asexual frumps.

I looked up the ingredients in "aqueous cream", and they're the same as the "first aid cream" I have in my bathroom. Which cost three dollars for a two ounce tube.

The solution to this problem is finding a nerd who has no idea that he would be jaw-dropping gorgeous if he bathed more frequently.

I used to work at a newspaper. Trust me, when you see double-entrendre headlines, it's never an accident except in the sense that an editor didn't catch it and change it.

"Romney On Top; Santorum Left Behind"

I saw this yesterday and it floored me. I had no idea she was actually pretty under all that crap. Downside of this picture: now she won't be able to wash her face and go out in public incognito.

Nah, she's more like an alien matriarch. In that picture up top, she appears to be debating whether or not Newt is edible, and if so, what wine to serve with his braised carcass.

Wonder what he would do to a guy-looking guy who took a poopy baby into the ladies room because there was no changing table in the men's? Stomp a mudhole in him for not being man enough to make his wife perform all child care duties? What a ghastly old douchegoblin.

Heck, I would have liked a bald Barbie when I was a kid. Setting aside self-image issues and standards of beauty, being able to radically change Barbie's hair length/style/color would just be cool.

I clicked into this article without reading the title because I saw the thumbnail image and thought "What's up with the weird-looking Daleks?"

Oh, I understood. I just wanted to clarify "high-spirited dog" for the benefit of anybody who doesn't realize it means "barking tornado."

High-spirited? Try "so energetic they will destroy everything you own out of boredom unless you take them for a long walk at least twice a day, and therefore make terrible pets unless you are an extremely active person with a lot of spare time."

They totally forgot about Mitt Romney saying he was in favor of personhood because he didn't realize it would outlaw not only abortion but several popular contraceptive methods.

If abortion is only okay for rape and incest victims, then someone who is injured by tripping and falling down a flight of stairs should only be eligible for medical treatment if they were forced down the stairs at gunpoint, yes?

Don't be ridiculous. Her uterus is not her property.