Ball sweat is a bit musky but not unpleasant by itself; however, when combined with butt crack sweat it smells like a monkey house at high noon.

The Landover Baptist site is too well-designed and free from spelling/grammatical errors to be real.

Hearted. That was hilarious.

Or make your own yogurt, it's cheaper and better than store bought. I got this recipe from a friend.

I can kill you with my brain.

You should have seen people flipping out on my sister for running up and down the stairs at the office where we worked instead of taking the elevator. She was getting close to ten months pregnant with her first child and "trying to shake him loose," as she put it.

Now, now, you're being harsh! She's not paranoid in the least. It's not easy being so beautiful and hot that hordes of slavering lesbians try to tie you up and ravish you every time you walk into a women's bathroom.

'if she has to kill Sarah Palin for the title, she will have the huntsman bring her Palin's heart."

I think you're largely correct about the sex and videogames, but hell, I'm in my early forties, and all the straight, single men my age are divorced and looking for someone to take care of their kids from a previous marriage. No freakin thank you.

I saw it in a porno, so it must be true.

The pics don't turn my stomach, but they make me cringe. All those piercings just look uncomfortable. And how is she going to wash that paint off without skinning herself alive?

No, no, don't be silly. While it's true that lesbians don't exist (they just haven't found the right man yet), they don't say they're lesbians because they hate men, they say they're lesbians to turn men on. It's all just an act. Right? Riiiight.

But of course! I searched this page before commenting, because I was so sure somebody else would have brought up tvtropes already.

Tofu cutlets. Tofu cutlets are wonderful. Sometimes it's hard to find tofu cutlets (big slabs of extra-firm tofu) but they're great marinated with soy, lime and ginger (or whatever), just brush them with oil and toss them on the grill until they brown. Buy more than you think you need; curious omnivores and…

Flowy + midthigh length = tunic? I call bullshit.

Lots of little kids grab or pat boobs, I was thinking of something more like this.