You're welcome, and thank you.

Are you freakin kidding me? People DO that? Changing a diaper at the dinner table is... egregiously filthy. Ew ew ew. I don't much care about public breastfeeding; I'd rather not see it, but at least it doesn't waft vile odors around the dining room, and I can look away. You can't avoid a stench by averting your eyes…

"We don't want children that can walk around to be breastfeeding in public."

Don't forget cannon fodder! The GOP needs soldiers. A lot of those poverty babies go into the military because it's the best job they can get without connections and/or a decent education. And bonus! Soldiers tend to vote Republican!

I have several deeply religious friends who think this is hilarious boolsheet, and I'm meeting one of them for a beer Saturday evening.

Needs more makeup. Harris is not wattled, deformed, lopsided, wrinkled and blotchy enough to be convincing as John McCain.

Defending herself? Defending herself from what? Ms. Polis' cries of pain?

I assume there is some heinous insurance company fuckery behind this.

I don't think you can, that option seems to have been removed. However, if you go to privacy settings, under "Things others share/Photos and videos you're tagged in" you can set it so only you can see them.

Weird. All those bulging pecs on the right look more breastlike to me than that pretty, pretty boy's skinny chest does.

I am medium-sized, and I fit into S, M, L, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 depending on the manufacturer and style... I've given up looking at sizes, I just eyeball the clothes and try on the ones that look like they might fit.

I am offended by your offendedness. There is too much offensensitivity around here. Is that a word or did I just make it up?

and @LikeChai Thanks. I'm sorry he stalked me out of my house, but it's for the best, I'm happier in the neighborhood I'm in now, anyway.

Ditto. I would love any cushion that would keep my ass from going to sleep when I'm sitting for long periods of time, whether it firms it up or not.

Eats pie, apparently.

My ex cheated on me and left me for his current GF two years ago, stalked me until I moved out of my house a year ago, and is still fitfully stalking me on Facebook.

I love this idea, but I'll get a small swatch of fabric and paste it someplace discreet, like inside a closet, and leave it for a while to make sure there won't be any adverse effects to the paint before I do a whole wall.

I'm biracial, live in the South, and have lost count of how many times I have been pulled over for DWB (driving while black). Enough said.

Hmm. Anonymous says this is a hoax perpetrated by Westboro Baptist. I guess the Phelps clan is looking for publicity or an excuse to sue somebody.

Paper, canvas, paint, chalk, pastels, charcoal, pencils, brushes, India ink...