@shak_diesel: Everybody can wear red, it's just a matter of finding the right shade. (I'm biracial and have olive skin, and have to stay away from orangey reds because they make my complexion look yellowish and sickly.)

@stoprobbers: Oh, never mind.

@emfish55: Good call, too. The orange skin in the "before" pictures looks friggin' awful.

I want Halle's haircut. That is all.

@Rabbitty: Damn, you beat me to it.

Why does Charlie get sympathy while Lindsay is scorned? Simple: Charlie owns his fuckups; Lindsay whines about hers. Nobody likes a whiner.

@lurkerbynature: I'm surprised, but not impressed. I make taco filling out of TVP at home, and mine tastes better.

@themightyspitz: But you will probably HAVE the shits by 4am.

One wonders how many of the same women who screech "Pregnancy is not a disability!" will turn up their noses at the princess parking...

@it must be bunnies: What a dumbass. He seems to think Kwanzaa is a pagan religion, or a dance, or something.

@la.donna.pietra: How about this one, then? Hee hee!

@la.donna.pietra: Cute, but it really doesn't get the "avoid having babies" part of condom use across.

@Erin: There's a certain kind of douchebag that particularly likes abusing strong, confident women because they think those women need to be taken down a notch. As a bonus, strong, confident women are less likely to be believed when they claim they're being abused!

@la.donna.pietra: I wish they would air birth control ads like this one in the US.

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: Beware of that website, by the way, it's easy to get sucked into it for hours.

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: I know, enough already? Olivia is in danger of turning into a Woobie.

@IraeNicole: The original Fallout games are favorites of mine, and I won them both with smart but physically kinda puny characters, so I was hoping for Barren Wasteland myself, but this chart gave me Terminator Apocalypse. Grrr.

@GoZombieGo: Thought the voice sounded familiar! I already found the other videos and queued them up to watch later.

@GoZombieGo: Oh, that is too hilarious, thanks for posting it!

Most of these are bullshit, but I have to agree with "don't wear open toe shoes wen u got caveman feet" and "Don't tweet about ur period."