I learned to type almost 30 years ago, and I automatically put two spaces at the end of sentences, but nearly every app I use just as automatically removes the extra spaces. So who cares?

@jiveabillion: Even if you didn't get sued, you would be a contemptible intellectual property thief.

@Eggyhead85: Agreed. There's two local, independent coffee shops near me that are much nicer, and have better, less expensive coffee... and one of them has a caramel macchiato that is near orgasmic.

@ReiRei0: And the Carol Burnett Show was on the air until 1978. There was some good stuff.

@t3knomanser: Don't forget the creepy anti-abortion people who wave around preserved fetuses at their protests.

@P_Smith: I'm going to be trying this with some out-of-print paperbacks that I want to preserve.

The creepy old guy from the Six Flags commercial makes me want to stab my own eyes out with a hypo full of bubonic plague.

@HidingInCanada: Dizzy Flores from Starship Troopers was a badass, too.

I know this feeling all too well.

@colormeroutine: Please, a lot of teens seem to think ANAL doesn't count lately.

@sugarhoneybabycakes: Same here, nearly. I have three skirts, four tops and one pair of jeans that actually fit and that's pretty much all I wear unless you count borrowing sweaters from my roommate when it's cold.

@Mama Penguino: Doughnuts? I missed that one, but I loved the one where she's holding a can of cheap beer.

@ktgrrl: Good thing I don't consider myself a fiber artist; I'm just a crochet hooker.

@annieoakley: I'm 44 and recently gave a friend half my age some motherly advice before she went out drinking. "Don't forget condoms and and cab fare. Have fun!" She didn't seem annoyed in the least.

@Irksome: That was awful, somebody shoot me.

@najmah: I think the snark was more about the timing (releasing a swimsuit catalog when a lot of people have probably just put on a few extra pounds) than about fatness itself, but the joke still fell a bit flat.

@ringring: No, nobody feels bad for Sammi. If she's unhappy about having a cheating boyfriend, she should dump his skanky ass and move on, instead of being hateful toward the women who told her about it.

@najmah: These swimsuits are so freakin' hideous that one's weight is irrelevant.

@NewsBunny: Not cute. I'm not very curvy and would look like a boy in those. I like this better.

What I have learned about dressing while drunk: