@Curves: That's a mullet? I thought he had a dead raccoon draped around his neck.

@Curves: I don't know about that, I thought cigarettes were a valuable commodity in prison?

"Cosmo assumes the ad buyers don't read very carefully, and don't know that the mag's been providing sex advice and orgasm pointers to eager middle-schoolers for decades."

@Virginia(formerly Jen)loveshercurves: Well, I thought this was hilarious, but back when I had long hair, my ponytail was an inch above the nape of my neck.

What I want from comics? More like this:

@Dancingfrog: True enough. I'm female, my best friend is a gay man, and we don't want to have sex with each other.

I am on Team Anything Containing Large Amounts of Chocolate.

Oh, yeah. This site is obviously reputable. If you go to search a name in the United States, Florida is spelled "Flordia."

Fuck unemployment.

@ProofreadingGal: Thank you.

Fine. Call them "illegal immigrants" all you want, as long as Fox news correspondents and anchorpeople are all referred to as "bigoted propagandists" from here on out.

@The Lace Snail: My ex has a masculine name, and mine is feminine, but we're both nicknamed Jay. And my best friend sometimes calls me Eddie (after Edina in Ab Fab) so I'm used to getting odd looks.

I intend to surrender to my fag-haggery and move to Key West with my best friend, preferably before enduring the rest of the winter in the frozen arsehole of a town I currently live in.

@Valkyrie607 of the lady-ghetto: That would have been a perfect gift for my little brother. I'll have to make one for his birthday, instead. Two, actually, I want one for myself!

@AndThenTheresMaude loves Stamos: I've had baked eggs done with HAM lining the cups and topped with cheese, and those weren't bad at all, but bologna? How ghastly.

@2 replies: I am opposed to greasy, flavorless, overpriced garbage masquerading as food in general, does that count?

@tande04: I got green chile cheeseburgers from McDonalds

@Brandroid: I was using myself as an example about liberal beliefs. If enumerating them came across as propaganda, I apologise

@Brandroid: You said you were too lazy too read the paper; apparently you are also unable to figure out that I was using myself as an example of a person whose liberal political views have remained virtually unchanged from an early age, which is related to your query about people's views changing over time. Good luck…

@Brandroid: I first started paying attention to politics around age 14, and thought Republicans were selfish, greedy, racist, sexist, anti-intellectual douchebags.