@Ennui_Go: So am I.

It's true. Things women like ARE stupid. Nearly every woman I know likes men, and men are stupid.

@Egoscarfed: Sadly, no, but I have made pancakes shaped like various insects.

@serafina: Ditto. My specialty is chocolate cheesecake.

I'm a nerd. I have poor social skills. Cooking is applied chemistry that makes people love me.

@Sars Also Misses MizJenkins: Right. Unless I'm bleeding.

@AllieCaulfield: Hell, you can't even talk somebody into being a part-time lesbian, if they're not already inclined that way. God knows my ex-husband tried.

@mordicai: Snooki looks and sounds dumber than a box of rocks, which strongly indicates that she is, in fact, dumber than a box of rocks.

@AllieCaulfield: Yes. Yes, he was. Mel was once so very beautiful. I used to adore him, but since he made that sadism-porn flick about Jesus, not so much.

@Penny: That's what I usually end up doing, because my birthday is right after Christmas, and everybody is too worn out and/or broke for a party, even if I was particularly inclined to draw attention to the fact that I'm getting old.

@kflott: I just block the apps as they come up. When I get an invitation to play "Sparkle Vampire Mafia Farm" or whatever in my feed, I just block it then and there and never see it again. Repeat as people get hooked on new games.

@bluecardinal: I was outraged about my friend list suddenly becoming public without my permission. My stalker ex found the information useful, though.

I occasionally cavort with a long-haired older gentleman, and lavished him with baked goods just yesterday.

@ManicPixieNightmare: True enough. I refuse to go near an escalator while wearing flip-flops.

@StarHen: I live in Florida, which apparently makes some people think they're always at the beach, even when they're nowhere near the ocean. There's grubby-toed people in flip-flops everywhere, but they're still a huge no-no in every office I've ever been in, even on casual day.

@MattyMattMatt: Chicken, beef or pork ribs... anything you'd slow cook on a barbecue grill.

True story: a friend of mine got in a little fender-bender that caused minor hysteria because he was with a carload of people in zombie makeup on their way to shoot a horror movie.

@StarHen: The display of DIRTY feet is offensive culturally in professional situations, and I don't see how it's possible to keep your feet clean while wearing flip-flops unless you put them on after bathing and never leave the house.

This is not a Middle Eastern phenomenon.

@I Think We're Property: Oh yes.