@mamadragon49: I know three of these nuts, and two of them are on public assistance. The third probably will be soon, her husband is about fed up.

@mamadragon49: Seriously! I know a few women who have a new baby almost every freakin' year, and pretty much ignore their older kids because they're not tiny and helpless anymore.

@CheeseSandwich: That line would probably work on me, if the guy who says it doesn't look like Jabba the Hutt or Chewbacca.

@kentuckienne: So, 90 days in jail is cruel and unusual punishment?

@d_r_e: It's not that we Floridians don't care about the fate of the entire planet; it's just that this spill is going to wreak so much environmental and economic damage on our state that we're going to be living poverty-stricken in a filthy wasteland for several years before all the oceans die and take out the rest…

@redqueenmeg: Maybe you can win if you're a guy. People don't seem to be as quick to assume handsome men are stupid.

@MrGOH: Right, and what about some of the terrifying, surreal TV that's aimed at preschoolers? Is it wise to bombard small children with shows that trigger nightmares in imaginative adults? How should we rate THAT stuff?

Don't hate me, but I enjoyed this movie. I had no idea what it was about beforehand - I don't own a TV set, haven't seen the show, and pretty much walked into the theater with zero preconceived notions. A friend took me to see it because HE liked it.

@bookling: I did a Google image search for "angry dick" and this was the first result.

@noisy doll: Maybe he has a custom t-shirt with his dick pic printed on it?

@Gretchen: Ewww. Just ewww.

@pepe-silvia: Where does that "fatties hiding goodies" thing come from, anyway? Doesn't everybody do that unless they live alone?

@redqueenmeg: "Beauty and talent/brains are not a zero-sum game." Nicely put.

@apexx0089: Never mind her waist, her head looks bigger than her HIPS. I hope somebody got fired over that 'shop, because social issues aside, it just looks flat out ridiculous.

@t.king-real mrs pratt: That there looks like a whole lot of good eatin' to me.

1. Many times.

@Asha L Kydd: I graduated from high school in 1982. I haven't gone to a single reunion, and don't regret it in the least.

The man I've been seeing is intelligent, funny, and a joy to be with, so I don't give a tinker's damn about his thinning hair.

@LikeChai: I have a similar problem. I take a size 8 1/2... extra extra wide. Virtually impossible to find except in orthopedic old lady shoes, which I effing refuse to wear.

@Nimabu: "...men who SAY they want a smart woman who will keep up with them and put them in their place when necessary, but who CAN'T take it and settle for the bimbo who goes along with anything they say..."