@MkFly: Plainly, this type of memory trick may serve no purpose other than becoming nightmare fuel when used by people with unusually active/vivid imaginations.

I had a brush with hypochondria about a month after my lover of eleven years cheated on me and left me for a rather trashy woman.

@ZippyTheLangoustine: You're gonna love this.

@water baby: I'll do it right here, at least about the spandex hotpants.

@badmutha: No kidding.

@Purple Dave: <— Correct. I'm so old I've actually taken pictures on actual film and developed it in a darkroom in real life. The lights really are red, it's not some TV drama thing.

@maude_flanders: There you go. I've been saying it since 2008; Sarah Palin is a misogynist who happens to have a vagina.

@cuterus: Thanks for the link. I feel better now.

@Razoky: Thank you, and you're welcome, and thank you again.

@theblazeuk: In the unlikely event somebody doesn't know what this means: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

@Razoky: You're exactly right.

@corpore-metal: I love Ministry.

@andBegorrah: In my opinion, anyone over the age of eight in a romper is repellent, but so are diapers on anybody past toddler age.

It's not tech, but you can use a pink eraser to remove scuff marks from shoes off floors.

VOTE: Flavors.me

@Wall_Street: Non-felonious revenge is the best way to go. Vengeance loses its savor when you're busy trying not to drop your soap in the prison showers.

@R_Claw: I'm a C and my name starts with J. We are doomed to imperfection.

@elephante: The lesson to be learned is that I think you're silly for attacking me for my desire to box an annoying kid's ears, without bothering to address my stated reason for making the (apparently incendiary) remark in the first place.

@AraRichards: No, you can't ever say anything negative about anybody younger than you, because it might damage their baseless, unearned self-esteem.

@AraRichards: Yes, yes, I know. I'm over five years past puberty, so MY silver hair just means I'm an old hag letting myself go to pot.