@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: and there's little or no satisfaction to be had without hot sauce.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Oh, that sounds wonderful, but I add a dash of hot sauce and call it a Bloody Larry, after the neighbor who introduced me to them ten years ago.

@Jacknut: Same here. I already have Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Flickr for wasting time, my email is just email and I want no distractions.

@Bonsai_halcyon: I like to add some chopped olives to my bruschetta (and skip the salt).

@CaptainChickenpants: We call that a Monte Cristo where I live, but it's served with raspberry preserves, not tomatoes.

I can't be bothered. I already have Facebook, Twitter, Flickr and Tumblr for socializing, my email is for business.

@unsecretcrush: Screw those shoes. If you want to tighten your bum and thighs, doing squats and lunges in a pair of $10 sneakers from K-Mart will do the trick.

@sayah: Diva means distinguished female singer; the word has slowly degenerated into meaning "spoiled, presumptuous attention whore."

@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: And writers and artists shouldn't expect to be paid, because they get the joy of being creative.

@Mina_da_mad_child: Hear, hear. It's too bad if Knox's trial was screwed up, but I've been pulled over for driving while black too many times to have much sympathy for somebody who can't even keep her own story straight.

I've found the easiest way to prevent myself from eating rubbish between meals is to provide myself with healthy snacks.

@PaintedTrollop: Me too, I had a brilliant, funny friend that I would love to talk to again... even though he would probably mock me ferociously for using a stupid Ouija board to begin with.

@boxspelunker: Luckily, she's a chef, and restaurant people tend to be a pretty tolerant bunch, so a picture of her magnificent rack isn't really a career-killer, but it's still embarrassing. And people wonder why I shy away from cameras when I've been drinking...

@boxspelunker: I know. Part of the reason I'm so fanatical about all this is that I have a friend who stupidly posted some... indiscreet photos of herself on MySpace a few years ago, took them down a few days later, and they're still cropping up and she's STILL doing damage control.

Divine!

@boxspelunker: Same here. My status updates consist almost entirely of links with commentary like "This lentil chili recipe is cheap and delicious," or "This online graphic novel is awesome because blah blah blah," or silly stuff that might amuse my friends (and I actually know all but three of them in person).

I get invited to Superbowl parties because I'm a good cook. I pretty much only go to show off and guzzle beer, because I'm totally not into football aside from enjoying the sight of rich men running around in tight pants. Don't need a guide for that.

What's the recipe in the picture, there? Kitten and dumplings?

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: That would be funnier if it wasn't so likely to end up being correct. Ew.

@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: What else would that mean?