@Alohamaid: Draw more attention to it with a celebrity lawsuit? I'm sure the folks at Blighty Arts Ltd are slavering at the prospect of all the free advertising that would get them.
@Alohamaid: Draw more attention to it with a celebrity lawsuit? I'm sure the folks at Blighty Arts Ltd are slavering at the prospect of all the free advertising that would get them.
@Writingirl: You're not betraying any feminist principles by getting married unless you're getting married just to get married.
@Eleanor Ramilly: I'm pretty lukewarm on it too, except 1, 9 & 10. And I'll skip the lace lampshade on my head, thanks.
@tetracycloide: Dune wasn't written by some nebulous "they," Dune was written by Frank Herbert, who also wrote Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, and Chapterhouse Dune.
@DontFearTheReefer: They match the ones in her head?
@Gretchen now has TWO kittens: I hear you. On my bedside table: Dust, cat hair, an alarm clock, a lamp and the rotten cat who shoves anything else I put there onto the floor because that's "her" spot.
@Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Me too. Even the ones in colors that would look awful with my complexion (9, 12, 14, 19, 24), so I could just look at them. But I'd wear the rest. I'd wear 15 & 20 to tatters, I adore them so much.
@LaComtesse: I can't be pregnant! I'm wearing a purity ring!
@BlondeGoddess: They're afraid it will wake up and bite them.
@GGobsessed: Who's Mario Badescu? Just dab toothpaste (not gel) on the pimples and let it dry before you go to bed. When you wake up, they will be drastically reduced in size and redness, if not gone, for pennies.
Losing a tampon is the worst. It's like a rat living in a dumpster behind a Mexican restaurant got food poisoning from a rancid shrimp quesadilla, crawled up inside you and died of explosive diarrhea.
@mishmisha: I'm willing to bet it's mostly good genes and meticulous skin care. I'm 43 and occasionally get accused of bathing in the blood of virgins, but I'm pretty sure it has more to do with the fact that I started fanatically exfoliating and wearing moisturizer with sunscreen about 20 years ago.
The one thing I'm getting out of all of the discussions here is that if somebody figured out a cost-effective way to open up shops in malls doing fast, reasonably-priced alterations, they'd make a mint.
@bleedingmouths: I despise spam, but I do have a stockpile of water, batteries, and non-perishable food, just like every other sensible person in Florida.
Okay, weird ugly wigs, weird ugly makeup, and nothing wearable except the jeans in 6 & 7. What's the point?
@elfchick: Er, yes. I make and eat sushi at home, sometimes. Whether I look like an ass eating with slippery chopsticks at home depends, as always, on how much sake or whatever I've been drinking.
@infmom: I don't blame you; four pairs of pointy, slippery Japanese chopsticks came with the set of sushi dishes a friend gave me for my birthday a few years ago, and they took some getting used to before I could eat with them without looking like an ass.
@infmom: It stands to reason there's nothing wrong with taking your own chopsticks, or else why would the Asian grocery near me sell pretty lacquered chopsticks in a little carrying case?
@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Or maybe she had a light bulb moment and realized it was wrong to set off a wave of panic in her community just to avoid getting yelled at for staying out late.
@Helen Valentine: I didn't want to insert myself into the situation, for obvious reasons, and after a couple of days of agonizing, I told ass-boy he needed to have a talk with his girlfriend if he didn't want me to do it for him.