@brightpeonies: I can't even afford THOSE unless I make them myself.

I want want want that pink sweater, but I need a pixie haircut to go with it, I look stupid with a bob.

@amazoncowgirl: Too true, a lot of rapists just don't think of themselves as rapists.

Yecchhh. I got a Wave invitation, poked around a bit, found it bewildering and left it alone.

I still have my AOL email accounts, and they WERE professional when I got them, because I was an AOL employee at the time.

Excellent. I have covered my tracks well. I've searched myself using about a dozen different sites, and found nothing but an out-of-date address and phone number, and a pretty much abandoned MySpace profile, which has nothing incriminating, offensive, or even particularly interesting on it.

And we have yet ANOTHER argument for cooking your own food. I don't know the calorie count on the soup I made tonight, but it's spicy lentil and tomato so I'm guessing it's pretty darn low.

@randomnessish: And curvy is just EASIER to draw than somebody with bones and tendons sticking out all over the place.

@meritxell: an erotic life: Same here, I want an X-ray of somebody wearing those shoes, so I can see exactly where the HELL the feet actually are.

@chersolly: That's the whole point. They DON'T want you to think.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: ...and so is free or inexpensive contraception/STD protection. I've been hassled by anti-choice freaks while heading into a clinic for free condoms.

Ha. I need no Death Bear, I have an outdoor fireplace in my garden that is very handy in times of destructive rage.

I have a wee tiny house and that is beyond awesome, if I can figure out where to put the chairs.

@willwriteforfood: It will never end. I have to deal with the same thing. People are constantly amazed by my ability to speak and write proper English, just because of my skin color.

@marin79: After hearing that kind of ignorant crap your whole life, it eventually starts rolling off you. If you take offense at every single stupid remark (well-meant and otherwise) you won't have time or blood pressure for anything else.

@J.D.Regent: She sounds kickass no matter what her name is.

@kitson.harvey: Or hot bass players. Musicians in general frequently must be forgiven much.

@Topsy_Elephante: Sure, it's here - [www.womansday.com]!

If you want to be lazy about it like me, the Woman's Day website has a printable month of dinner menus, complete with weekly shopping lists.

@Matteo8778: "Troy grabbed for the gun, but Erek was too fast for him."