Those glasses make it look like someone stole Elmer Fudd’s soul....

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

If it’s any consolation: for a more grounded stat, he’s only on pace to hit 40 walk-off doubles this year.

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

Yo, Aimee, Derren Brown has done loads of documentaries debunking pseudoscience and supposed miracles. He makes no pretence that what he does is magical or gifted. But he does do what he does, and regularly tours live.

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

You can say you’re from Milwaukee. That’s fine. What I don’t like is the “...so I really don’t care about the Bucks.” This implies people from Milwaukee don’t care about the Bucks. Do not loop in the rest of Milwaukee with your opinion on basketball. Plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of Milwaukee residents are absolutely…

Well, enjoy not talking to people for a few years. Milwaukee has several of the best young stars in the sport with a future MVP candidate among them.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

I think you guys just became best friends.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.