Also, there’s been an anti-intellectual movement ever since the last industrial revolution. They thought more education would make better workers, but all it really did was give people politics and philosophy and whatnot. There’s no reason to have an educated workforce in the oligarchy’s eyes. U kin be reeeeeal dumb…

Make this about the double decker taco and this article is actually worth reading. 

lol, all these people have such strong opinions on something they haven’t seen. This still is the internet after all, I reckon.

... it’s literally the first scene in the series.

It is kinda fun to watch Pittsburgh fight when they’re wearing their cute little hats. 

This was so close —up until the very last word, and now my OCD is killing me.

This is the best comment I’ve ever read on deadspin, congrats

Someone get that man a lozenge!

“...a fan base as diverse as the Giants’”

Yes, you have white millionaires from Airbnb who love ballpark tacos, while also having white millionaires from Facebook who are there as part of a company mandated fun outing.

Yo, this is an obvious SEO ploy. Sorta scummy sure, but def kinda how writing on the internet operates these days. I gotta figure that google analytics play into y’all’s headlines too?

re: You play baseball like a girl “the soundtrack stops”

I just don’t like Cubs fans.

Condescension level 500,000? Impossible!!!!

Cool good points. No one said he has to like it tho. He’s within his rights to be pissed.

whoa, I missed the part where this became about geriatric competitive ball room dancing. I’m into it!

Yeah, can vouch for this. I’m 32 and tried to be the cool older cousin and play counter strike with a 12 year old and a 17 year old. They kicked my ass up and down the place. I just kept squinting at the screen and mumbling, “what happened?” as they were simultaneously fragging me and lobbing cool new insults like…

God damn it, I didn’t. Why is my life one dreary joyless trudge to death?

The bucks-raptors series was fun.

DURRRRRRRR

Nice. This is old school deadspin writing.