But he would eat that slice with a fork and cheer for the red sox....

Ehhhh.

Never in my wildest dreams would I ever have imagined that every facet of my life would be filled with Trump. When I was a little girl, my parents took us to Trump Tower because reasons and even as a little girl was I like NO THANKS

I guess Gives No Fucks Obama is gone now. I mean, I get why that is... he can’t very well undermine the next president, because that undermines the peaceful transition of power. We liberals said, after Trump’s refusal in the debate to commit to the election results, that the peaceful transition of power was…

Nah I think the Dems deserve the shade. We fucked up

Well I would never disagree with that. But we could certainly do away with the pandering to elite, wealthy liberals and actually cater to the lower and middle classes. They used to be the bread-and-butter for the Democrats.

What difference does it even make at this point? It isn’t as though a “re-do” is an option. I believe the focus going forward is reaching some clearly angry people and energizing voters for 2018 and 2020.

“Nobody cares about the socialist label”???? These people have been “slandering” Obama with the “socialist label” for years.

I always get her confused with Elizabeth Gilbert, and this story is so similar to Gilbert’s of falling in love with a female friend after leaving her husband who she wrote a book about! Is that not insane coincidence???

Then we can get started on a brand new, 4-year shitstorm.

That’s what selling your soul to the devil looks like in real time

Jesus fuck, I am seriously going to miss that man over the next four years. I’m going to seriously miss the eloquence and intellect of George W. fucking Bush!

This whole fucking country is turning into that “YOU, ALL RIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!” drug PSA.

Nothing about that response was trollish. Your knee-jerking is not helpful and you owe the OP an apology.

Wait—I’m a troll? Since when?

Sanders is probably too old to run in 2020. He’ll be just shy of 80. The Democratic party needs to find new candidates. They need to find the next Obama... some back bencher who can run without a lot of baggage.

We can’t conclude she won the election. Sure, we can say she got more total votes, but that’s not how the Presidential race is won. Trump never ran his race under the assumption that total votes mattered, just total Electoral Votes. If he had run his election so that total vote mattered, we likely would have gotten…

What are you talking about?

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

I’m sure others have said this but damn if this isn’t as terrible a few days for Donald Trump as it is for everyone else. This is the worst possible thing to happen to him. He thought he’d lose, become a right-wing martyr, and get a cushy seat yelling at America through Trump TV about crooked Hillary for 30 minutes a…