Oh, I started saying that almost immediately. I’m doing my best to stay really calm. AND to keep my sense of humor (humor saves).

Obama has always said he doesn’t take these things personally. He’ll be classy as ever.

Yes, she should go and take a long vacation. And relax. She has got to be utterly crushed. It was very hard for her when she lost to Obama in the primaries in ‘08. This has to be — I just don’t even know what the fuck. She’ll never show it in public, but my God, come on.

Yes, it looks like it’s going to be another situation where a Dem gets the popular vote and a Repub wins the electoral college, and this will likely lead to even more division in the country. But it also offers a tiny bit of solace. More people DID vote for her.  

Uh, coulda, woulda, shoulda, Nate.

Hillary will be grace personified in public, but I can’t even imagine what she’s going through right now. This has got to be utterly crushing, beyond words.

Establishment Republicans are his enemies, too. The guy has a lot of enemies.

That seems to be the new great hope, that Donald will go New York liberal again now that he no longer has to campaign.

I can’t believe Michael Moore was right about this. I thought he was semi-trolling. But nope.

Right — we still have Obama for the rest of 2016.

A shocking number of women voted for Trump.

Gimme a break — I voted Dem ticket all the way. Just as shocked as anyone that Orange Muffin won. I thought we’d speak with our votes today. I was wrong.

Will you ever speak to her again?

Yep.

Yep. All about the Congress and crucial local propositions.

We need more guys like this one (seriously, you have to watch this — it’s the best thing I’ve seen all day and perhaps in weeks):

You left something out, though. Do they support their two sons?

Watch Florida, where all polls are closed at 8:00. If it’s called for Clinton, the night is over.

Right, where did you get this pic? This guy is mentally challenged. I choose to laugh at him.

What state is your friend in? If she’s in, say, fucking Florida or North Carolina, you may have to disown her.