Come on, she does not. That’s just #ShitPoliticansSay. Even she can’t be that delusional — she’s been to this dog park before. Most (if not all) of her followers also know her presidency isn’t an actual realistic possibility. They are protest voting.

Ah, yeah, I’ve heard of this but never seen it.

Here’s a lil’ mashup to give you an idea. Again, Lance was made for this shit — the rest of the family was pretty snoozy. Lance was, for sure, the first reality TV star. Sadly, he died of HIV-related complications back in 2001.

Of course, the manufactured drama of Big Brother is the whole idea of locking strangers in a room together. But, yeah, I guess, unless you craft storylines, that’s going to be boring as fuck, too.

Yep. But I wonder if just MAYBE he would have liked to actually win (because losers are the WORST!) and then resign for “business reasons” or some such thing? Then again, that could have enraged, rather than energized, his base. Better for Trump to lose in a “rigged” election.

Gimme a break, everyone knows the term “nuclear button” is just a widely used term regarding a far more complicated process — no one thinks it’s just a button sitting there waiting to be pressed.

“Watching the world burn” really wouldn’t be as fun as it sounds. This isn’t a bad movie you watch late at night with a tub of Cheetos at your side, it’s real life.

Breaking news: There are remarkably stupid people on both sides of the aisle.

It was always clear to me that Comey was just trying to cover his ass in all respects. I think he may have cooked his ass instead — both sides pretty much despise him at this point.

The only “reality show” that was MOSTLY real (although no one is 100% real when in front of cameras) was really the very FIRST episodic reality show — PBS’ An American Family, which aired in 1973.

So can I just go to E and get myself a show about, say, how I like to have sex with the spirits of the dead? #WhyNot

1) You think “celebrities” don’t grieve like normal people? Seriously?

I think Bill and Trump and many other male politicians (hello, Weiner) suck when it comes to their history with women and fidelity. They all pretty much cancel each other out in that area. I prefer to focus on the real issues that affect us, not these sex scandals that have no real bearing on anything. (Trump’s…

Ha, ha, really? I didn’t really think it was that impressive — glad you enjoyed it! ;)

But these people are so delusional for EVER voting for Trump/thinking he has any real ties to Christianity (he can’t even think of one Bible passage off the top of his head) or any true family values, that I believe they cannot be helped.

Look, Trump is the fucking worst, but let’s not spread untruths (the truth is bad enough). The Trump camp has not “accepted” the endorsement.

Also, just overall, according to the CDC, cancer is still the second leading cause of death of children each year in the U.S.:

Not this childhood cancer, which has a 0% survival rate:

If you really want to be inconsolable, go down the DIPG hole:

It never made sense to me that he focused at all on Clinton’s affairs, because Trump’s affairs are also public knowledge. But whenever asked about that, he would just deflect “I wasn’t president then.” (BTW, remember when he defended Bill and called HIM the “victim” in Monicagate and everything else? We all know he…