Did you try to get back with him?

Agreed. Nothing has ever seemed right about this case. As much as I hate the Donald, I’ve gotta admit that.

The lunch ladies in my school ALWAYS looked pissed off. Isn’t that the thing with lunch ladies? They’re always pissed off.

I wrote a paper for my modern criticism class in college that was about how The Cosby Show was bullshit, and I somehow related it to bell hooks. I can’t actually recall what my exact argument was, but if I had access to the paper now, I have a feeling a lot of the lines would come across as unintentionally racist. I’m…

That wasn’t your fault — your teachers should be slogged!

I know someone who worked for his campaign. It was extremely devastating to her when the scandal erupted. She really did believe in him/what she was doing.

What state?

1994? (Guessing, because I feel like ‘94 was peak mosh pit.)

Is voting for Justin Guarini (or anyone on AI) really supporting a CAUSE?

So what about Hamilton? How is everybody forgetting Hamilton?

He also recently posted this:

Lol. Nope, but a friend’s asshole ex. ALMOST as bad.

Yeah, that wasn’t my post, was cut and pasted from a, ahem, “friend.” Just FYI, this guy is a classic douchebag, “Take down the man!” type of special snowflake.

Oh, man — this isn’t a knock on you at all, I’m just one of those people who generally HATES Broadway musicals. So reading this list actually makes me anxious. Where was the trigger alert, I ask?? Where?!

Oh, yep, I read that book, too.

Newly adult kid — so, what, she’s about 35?

Did your neighbor suffer from delusional disorder?

“Yep, they’ve been biding their time for years. Just waiting it out. Once Hillary gets elected, they have this big plan to come out as a couple.”

Hell, no, I haven’t watched it, but I’ve seen promos for it with a range of celebs cryin’ their eyes out and such. But, yes, mostly Z-list and other garbage E channel specimens, for sure.

Jesus, where do you work?