Now I'm making duck hands and swooshing them back and forth at work. Thanks for that.

Having tried it once, I didn't worry that I'd suffocate. I did worry that I'd dislocate my jaw.

"I'm real fun at parties." -Audre Lorde

...sisterhood?

That's especially throwing me. The English? Banning spanking?

"Hulk SMASH puny vagina!"

The entire mess offends me but that one's up at the top. Supposedly (reddit comments, grain of salt) they offered the justification that there's no scientific evidence differing female ejaculation from urination, and urination is also icky, sooo...

...and now I will never quietly wish for no-hands blowjobs ever again.

Funny thing, I heard one of the dudes involved with earlier porn censorship measures raped children.

Maternity/paternity/family/whatever leave just seems so goddamn obvious, especially in any country that claims to be "for the children" and encourages reproduction and obsesses with marriage being about raising a stable family. I seriously do not understand the objection and disgust towards considerations taken for…

dohoho

created by a rapist

Shh! You might trigger them!

Eh. Everyone's got a card that stops them—and their enjoyment—cold.

You're telling me I don't have to get a dog or commit public indecency in order to track and punish dog owners who don't clean up their pets' shit?

Good.

Once, I offhandedly said "I'm a feminist" and an entire roomful of dudes burst out laughing. We were talking about dudes and ladies sleeping around and how it's bullshit that one group gets a pass and the other doesn't, and yet still "feminist" was a punchline. I don't get it.

"But dude nobody ever compliments me I'd love it if I walked down the streets getting compliments" - Willfully Oblivious Internet Commenter

It's "AWOO-GA, AWOO-GA."

Are we likely to see even steeper price drops in January, or am I just dreaming?

Are we likely to see even steeper price drops in January, or am I just dreaming?