“Nobody in the history of good football has ever held the pig skin like this.”

I was about to say, the last letter sounded like the terrible people most of the others were complaining about.

Fuck the snap clap. Ban it outright and we don't have to debate abruptness or intent. 

Larry Fitzgerald, postgame

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Won’t somebody please think of the incels??

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

Everybody knows people who won’t shut the fuck up about how much time they put into work, don’t sleep, etc.  They’re never actually better at their jobs.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Some people (mostly conservatives) think that rural areas should get more of a vote. Aka they think land should mean more than population density.

I hate it when we elect the guy more PEOPLE want. When will all this empty land get a say?

Congratulations to Keyonte Beals, and his teammates for a great championship win. It was a great accomplishment regarding of who they beat. It sounds to me, from what you said, that LeBron’s young childhood was very similar to Keyonte. Growing up poor, without a present parent in a black community, and was not easy…

Congratulations to Keyonte Beals, and his team, for winning the championship, regardless of who they beat. But on another note it sounds to me like Keyonte’s experiences growing up are not much different than what LeBron had to deal with as a very young child, before anyone new his potential.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Don’t worry, that water was 40% urine before the accident.

Bronny was on two teams in the tournament. His 8th grade team won, his 9th grade team lost in the final four to the Spartans team you mentioned.

sir this is a wendy’s

How the fuck are civilized and just people supposed to find common ground with gleeful racists?