Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

After all of the dust settled with PSU, it’s abundantly clear that they made a back-room deal with the NCAA. The sports media fawned over the “shell-shocked” players that mournfully finished out their football season without the coaching staff to which they were accustomed, and they started the following season…

“Listen, these Reindeer games are always tough. I wanted to get Rudolph a bit more involved, but this was no Fog Bowl. On defense, I wanted to see a bit more Blitzen. As for the endzone celebrations I thought Dancer and Prancer were fine, as long as it’s within the rules and in good fun.”

Richardson was also known for what multiple women call the “seatbelt maneuver.” He would invite female employees out to lunch, and in keeping with his reputation as a self-styled gentleman, he would open the car door for his guests. Once they were seated, however, he would insist on fastening their seatbelt for them,…

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

This is unfortunately too subtle for the Post. They’ll probably have “Ben McAdoodoo” with a poop emoji or something.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

My sister in law made fun of me for wearing jorts (pretty recently, actually)

Re Steak rub-

Might be a good time to remind yourselves to get your millennial asses out of bed in a few years and VOTE next time. These nimrods put Trump in office because they were willing to spend a couple hours in line last November and you weren’t. Yes, you actually have to leave the house and spend 35 minutes in your local…

I’m a little salty they didn’t use a cover photo of him in a Jays uni

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

Ugh... this happened to me at a party. I sat to shit, and I had to piss a lot. Somehow, it must’ve made it through the crack between the toilet seat and the porcelain. Piss... everywhere. On my pants, the rug, streaking across the floor. We’re talking full bladder on the fucking floor... WAY too much to clean up with…

That’s ass hair, leftover from aggressive wiping

Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

My father in law was a Lt. Col and will write anonymous notes or stop by to his neighbors and area schools about flag etiquette in the rain, or bulbs being burned out. That makes him sound like an asshole, but he’s a really nice guy and has explained it as: nobody’s forcing you to display this flag, but you’ve chosen…

I’m disappointed that his nickname wasn’t Chairman WOW.

I ageee. George’s was a relatively clean break. Heyward looks like he majorly messed up all the ligaments and tendons and little bones that are in the ankle.