Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

If Brady had Peyton Manning’s body, I think everyone would be laughing at his pajamas. OTOH—Since he’s playing like he’s 30, not 39, its hard to laugh when he says he recharges his body by spraying his pecker with avocado oil 3 times a week.

Weird, most people have no problem riding a Siemian to a strong finish.

He’s Canadian. Give him a shot of Maple Syrup, some Crown Royal, and a denim blanket and he’ll be fine in the morning.

This is how watching actual NFL games is, too. You sit through 5 minutes of bullshit ads to watch a kickoff go for a touchback, then 5 more minutes of ads.

The Ottawa Redblacks huh? Looks like we found a professional team with a more racist name than Redskins you guys!

Pictured: Steve Smith

One could say he was on a Quest......

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

lol

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I’m sorry your country is full of dumb cunts

“I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you, Steve?”

it has to be ornate, he wipes his posse with it.

Considering Billy Haisley—Deadspin’s own Tucker Carlson—wrote this, I think we have to take it all with heaping pile of salt.

You know who never threw a World Series? The Cubs. Or Red Sox.

It would have been 86 years but your fucking cheapskate owner and a bunch of graft-hungry players nearly killed the game by throwing the Series.

Man, does Gottlieb REALLY want to open questions about how basketball players made money in college?!? REALLY?!?

Jordan would have gotten actual tombstones.

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.