What if I’d rather prove it than proof it?

Michelle in 2024. Let’s make this happen.

Nope. Not even kind of. Because Mitt Romney wasn’t an openly racist proponent of sexual assault.

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Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

She was trying to claim she was a baby boomer?

Why is it not enough that this guy is clearly empathizing with the victims here, instead of slutshaming/victim blaming/seeking to give the guys a pass? Why do we have to nitpick why or how his empathy came to be?

This is a very thought provoking and well thought out argument. I think a lot of this is pretty spot on- thankfully I have no firsthand experience with sexual assault, so I cannot speak directly to the reactions people face, but generally based on the thoughtpieces I read about major cases, unfortunately a lot of this…

Right now I’m imagining a world where people just accept a young man’s attempt at empathising without ripping him to shreds over semantics. You're the worst.

Keep letting the 5'10 guy do all the large jobs you should be doing, and expand the work if possible. You could reach great heights of productivity.

I always took it to mean the Bears weren’t that great despite their good record at the time of the game. They had Rex Grossman as QB at the time. And sure enough, the Bears were finally exposed when they were drubbed by the Colts in a game that was only close on the scoreboard.

It means even though the Bears were undefeated at that time they were not an invincible team, which proved to be true when the Colts trounced them in the Super Bowl.

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

I think he beat up his stepdad

To be fair to Jerry, the bible doesn’t advocate hitting your bong.

They filmed Rocky V in 1989. This supports my theory that Rocky V will give you AIDS.

Of course, roughly half of them figure their invisible friend in the sky will intelligently design tougher brains at some point.