If he dies, he dies

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

You cannot compare my bullshit desk job to playing the in the NBA. I get it, if KD doesn’t want to be “the man” anymore then fine, go ride Curry/Klay/Draymond’s coattails to a title. We want our athletes to be competitors. And this move reeks of someone wanting someone else to win a championship for him. He said so…

It really is remarkable how quickly the Warriors’ style of play went from exciting to downright annoying. I used to think their fact-paced, shoot-from-anywhere style was kickass and refreshing, but eventually I realized that when things aren’t going their way, they play like a crappy college team that only has a…

The Olympics should provide plenty of hot taeks. “Brown people aren’t running it correctly!” “Maybe Zika is overblown.” “Football should be in the Olympics, we’re sorry if the other countries are too pussy to be good at it.” “Most of these ‘sports’ are fake and gay.”

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

things get very lit, very fast.

“Welcome to Deadcast! Tim Marchman tells you why he’s unfit for modern society and Drew can only kinda laugh at him because Tim is his boss!”

As I’ve said before, all these parents naming their kids “Aiden,” “Jayden,” “Kaden,” etc. need to have the balls to just name them after the obvious inspiration:

At what point do you just let the other team beat your teammate’s ass? Because I think a few guys were considering it here.

It’s a good thing that Canadians already like hockey

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God bless him. And if he thinks it’s fun to watch on TV, wait until he goes to a game in person. His head will explode.

I really enjoy the look of disdain he gives (I assume) Petty for how boring it is to start. You can almost hear him thinking “This isn’t how you celebrate a fucking legend.”

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

The Argos are playing at BMO field this year.

By the way this is what GQ thinks Magary looks like...