This still remains the worst moment in Plano East Athletics history:

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Hopefully he got to enjoy the Packers win.

Nary a group of more ego filled dumbfuck dontchaknow dipshits have I ever seen on screen.

No, used would be if I decided to play with it for a week before handing it over. This is still for all intents and purposes brand fucking new. Learn to care more about the gift you’re getting than the fact the box has been opened for five minutes in an attempt to do your ungrateful ass a favour. You’re the one that…

You go beyond simply expressing an opinion when you start calling people who are doing a nice thing with good intentions “rude and stupid”. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. The only difference here is that you are one. It’s pretty sad that you value opening a gift more than getting a gift. You call me a…

Because he’s basically calling people who are doing what is ultimately a nice thing with good intentions “rude and stupid”.

Honestly I can’t wrap my head around anyone who would have a problem with someone ,who already dropped a good chunk of money on a gift, going through extra effort just to make sure they can play with their brand new toy as quickly as possible.

It’s cute that you can’t separate a console that’s had to be refurbished because it was defective and has likely already been used extensively from a brand new unit that’s been out of the box for five minutes. Oh did I say cute? I meant fucking stupid. I never said there’s no difference between an opened box and a…

Pray you never gift a child a broken toy on Christmas day, then you’ll wish you’d checked.

As a father of a 4 year old boy I open many toys to either get them prepared/assembled for instant play or make sure nothing is missing that will utterly ruin his birthday or Christmas morning.

It’s still the first time for you. Who the hell cares that the box has been opened before. The person opening it isn’t even the person to go inside the box for the first time. Someone in China beat them to that. It’s completely different to a used product. All that’s happened is it’s been taken out of the box, booted…

You don’t need the updates but you need to install the game wether it is on disc or digital.

The big Xbox update is huge and I’d be trying to update it while our shitty internet is also being used by my brothers and family streaming Netflix. Anything that can allow me to use my new console quicker is a bonus. And trying to play Halo Master Chief without its 17GB update is not possible

The Count of Monte Fisto disagrees

“It’s a completely different type of Stallone performance than we would ever see again.”

That must be why nobody ever died playing football in the early 20th century.

Stick with the old trustworthy recipe.

Nothing good ever comes from Cain offering a sacrifice.