Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

more appropriately, it would be like having Adam Dunn participate in a strikeout competition.

That doesn't change how utterly ineffective the play would be. But what else would you expect from a Mexican hockey coach?

If it was staged, then the stunt work done when the shovel strikes the head was inspired.

Are we 100% sure that she's not Gilbert Gottfried?

This is the type of bullshit that proves that our society is going downhill, and going downhill fast. What a load of garbage. As a loyal reader, I'm ashamed that Deadspin would even bother giving this kind of barbarism any coverage whatsoever.

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.

"It was a good 12" will become the first phrase to appear on Hall of Fame plaques in two sports, for John Daly and Lawrence Taylor.

Tonight, Drew, we will salt our poutine with the saline of American tears.

"Zero."

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Been there myself and can tell you the best thing to do is realize life is about constant change, including changing jobs. At my last job, my manger constantly belittled and gossiped about everyone. I decided enough was enough, switch employers and gave a brutally honest exit interview. I was told by her direct…

At one job I gave an "80 hour notice" for my full time salaried (40 hr/wk) job, then documented my hours, including all break times. My last day was 6 days later.

I had a job where every Sunday night I would watch the Sopranos at a friends house, then go home and watch two to three movies and stay up till 4am, because I knew when I feel asleep, I would awake and have to go to my job. It was an awful experience. I picked up a couple of side gigs (ran a sports league, worked as…

I wrote my Master's thesis on workplace bullying and worked with the Workplace Bullying Institute. They are wonderful people and they have loads of good information on their site.

Thank you for this.

I used to work for a Miami law firm where file clerks and legal assistants were treated like sweatshop workers. When I was called over to the boss to get a raise for my 2-year milestone, I was told I was getting a 25 cent raise. I was one of the hardest working people there, but like Martin, I was always looking to…

I wish you the best too, and if we learn anything from the Jonathan Martin bullying, it's the importance of talking about it and reaching out to people. Men still have this sense that bearing pain and stress alone is somehow the "manly" thing to do. Which is stupid. Women are way more evolved on stuff like this than…