I was about to add "if John Matuszak and Phil Villipiano had a child........"

Because it was cool

I made one for Canada.

So sad. Didn't anyone at Butler know that steroids are the cure for Cushing's disease?

In a vain attempt to spice up their love life, this was the last thing Craig Ehlo remembers his wife wearing.

bullshit once he started stapping random people he lost all forms of honor. Somebody could have walked up and kicked him square in the balls and it's fair game.