He’s still got some work to do on fetch

This is weird as hell. Just last weekend I was visiting (“stuck with” might be a better phrase) a few elderly relatives and had no clue what to do for a couple hours. Turns out they had a dusty old complete Looney Tunes collection on VHS from Columbia House back when the company offered a tape-of-the-month club. We…

I doubt Kobe had anything to do with it. He hasn’t been anywhere near the paint in years. 

[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

kudos to gym manager who answered with the wisdom of Solomon when the 911-caller asked if his opponent could just get kicked out of the gym for the day. “I can’t just take one side over the other, so you can both stay or you can both go”

well played.

As a Raptors fan I don’t know what to make of this trade. It makes sense on paper - you’re trading away a good-not-great player in DeMar for one of the top players in the league, etc etc.

How about you put your prejudice to the side and stop being such an asshole.

No, just not funny.

I can’t believe I let the opportunity for that pun pass me by.  

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

You didn’t show the whole list:

It was Otamendi, Man City defender and well-known dickhead.

He technically only punted a ball off of his head from a foot away, but I have no idea how that didn’t get a red card.

Lol, found the salty OSU fan. 

Nope, it’s hilarious! Dude shouldn’t be running on the field without expecting all consequences.

i am also good with this. fans evidently need more incentive to not be on the field.

Costello: Who’s in third?