And I bet he didn’t say like the Fox announcer “Iceland beats Argentina 1-1!” We need a thread/Post about how lame these fox announcers are.

He’ll make it before Pete Rose does.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

You lost me at “you pour your cereal into it [the milk.]”

If I’m this excited about a ball going through an open door, I can’t imagine my reaction when a ball finally lands in the ladder in the Green Monster and by rule remains in play all the way down.

you have to be fair

As a Cavs fan, I fully approve of a LeBron to Boston situation, just to spite Kyrie. The only stipulation is Kyrie must remain with Boston and be put on suicide watch so he can’t fling himself off the edge of the earth.

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Wife- “why are you smiling like that”

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

great, now my work desk has coffee all over it

Zidane must have really felt like he was banging his head against the players in that locker room.

Once is a mistake, twice is pattern. Val was right, Tom Cruise is a fucking asshole.

Why was my cat in Montreal?

Mycat Tommy has a Greek God-like muscle tone and I hereby challenge this French Canadian wimp to a fluffy body building competition.

This is why he is relegated to weekend duty. He’s really not very good.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

RIP Derby. We will miss your wisdom, good boy.