To Whom It May Concern:

Don’t give Roger Goodell ideas.

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Lewis: My job is to win a World Championship

I will now refer to these people exclusively as “honks” thank you.

Irsay kept the eightball, though.

Trust the process...

Big deal. Wait until you see the party my dad throws for me once he gets back with that pack of cigarettes he went out for back in 1986.

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

Charles Manson technically didn’t kill anyone either, but he’s still regarded as the reason Sharon Tate and the rest died.

Kansas Penal Code 21-5403 - The killing of a human being commited

Intentionally or unintentionally but recklessly under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to human life

21-3404 for involuntary manslaughter

recklessly or during the commission of or an attempt to commit any felony or misdemeanor that…

Bulls fan here: ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. He has easily taken post-Decision-Lebron’s crown as most hateable NBA player in the league.

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

I’m not familiar with your American footed ball, but is there anything in this young man’s background that suggests emotional instability and poor impulse control?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

I normally don’t read long comments and ridicule those who write them.

Just one crap decision after another. Like the red uniforms! What are we? The fucking British?

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*