The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

THIS COMMENT HAS BREATHED NEW LIFE INTO MY YOUTH-SPORTS VIEWING.

in Soviet Russia, kick bicycles you

I was a bouncer for a year in college, and had to break up maybe 2 fights the entire time? Anyone who asserts they don’t know a single person who wasn’t in a bar fight hangs out with a lot of assholes.

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

College football referee and baseball umpire here. So much of the commentary about this event has ascribed motivation to this official’s action, most of which is probably unwarranted. Ramos’s sole motivation was to enforce the rules, and enforce them as consistently as he could. He almost certainly didn’t want to…

Well, the refs thought, it can’t be a defensive stop, this is Cleveland.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

It’s sad that racism is still alive today, even on the tennis court.

Yeah the guy who did the study is laser-focused on the hypertrophy aspect (it seems to be what his entire site/coaching-method is about). I would blame others for making it sound like he proved “less is more” with regards to strength. Who doesn’t love a headline “You Don’t Have To Spend More Than 15 Minutes In The…

damn you and your reasoning.  

I think this is one of those rare situations where both sides are right.. Bell for his obvious reasons, and just maybe instead of being the “evil” org deadspin loves to spin on ownerships, the steelers dont want to fill their salary cap up with a RB who already has a lot of wear and tear. Both sides are doing what is…

Does Texas deserve this? Don’t ax me.

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

John Deeres only go so fast...

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

Congratulations ESPN on the heretofore impossible accomplishment of kicking yourself in your own dick. Physicians and physicists alike will be studying this data for generations to come.