“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

haha dumpster fire introduces flaming trash can

Well, darn! That’s when I planned to clip my toenails, so I guess I am going to miss it.

Need some Roseanne on this list. The big reveal that Goodman had been fucking DEAD for some time? The most beloved character on the show?? Completely and utterly unnecessary.

I loved the Lost finale, especially the end, from the point that Christian showed up. I thought it was beautiful. And it made sense. It wasn’t ambiguous at all, and I thought it wrapped things up very nicely. Sure, there were plenty of unanswered deep-lore questions, but that’s more of a complaint about the show and…

Victoire made a tactical mistake that likely doomed her team right from the start by picking Tom first. Neither of them have Restaurant Wars experience so that gives them a disadvantage, especially on a season with so much talent. Maybe the results of the picks would have resulted them being on the same team…

lol who is “we”? 99% of your comments are about how much you hate the woke left. As if you’ve ever not blamed the Democrat for whatever bad thing is happening. I mean we all have a deep understanding that the entire economy is hinged solely on what the president does. Economic factors that existed well before the…

No, it’s their own fucking fault. They tried to use the excuse of “Recession!” to jack their prices up far, far, far beyond what would be reasonable, and now people are buying less.

Wow, the company that bragged that it was able to raise prices and record record profits due to the fears of “inflation” find that increased prices mean that people buy less from them. Who’da thunk it?

Maybe it’s because... let me check on the app quick... a small fry on it’s own is fucking $2.59. That’s 230 calories for $2.59. I can get a 250 calorie hamburger for $1.49 or a 400 calorie McDouble for $2.29. Like, I’m not here to do pricing strategy for you, McCEO.

When the fries cost nearly as much as the burger I stopped buying.  

What a controlling, abusive shit head.

I get why to update “Kiss the Girl,” but “Poor Unfortunate Souls” is a fucking villain song. She’s trying to entrap Ariel by playing on her insecurities. I really hope they aren’t tweaking the “Men up there don’t like a lot of blabber...” part because I think that’s one of the most genius parts of the song. (To this…

I saw a really good analysis of this yesterday and basically it came down to that Jill Biden obviously meant well but totally stepped in it and came off as a little racist, and rightfully apologized. Folks, she’s a community college professor - “everyone wins” is like her entire career, she’s not a sports person. If…

It is my guess (and I could certainly be wrong,) that the Obamas probably don’t appreciate getting dragged into penny ante Twitter drama that has nothing to do with them, and probably aren’t interested in being manipulated by a 20-year-old into helping to pants their very good friends, the Bidens (who are clearly more…

This the right take - who on earth is asking for this?

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

Musk is a celebrity because he convinced a bunch of very dumb people that he’s a genius. And since his fans are only moderately dumber than Musk himself, of course that means his fans must be near-geniuses themselves! This goes double for all the stupid things Musk does that encourages a far-right/reactionary view of…

Musk has said he plans to double revenue at Twitter in just three years while tripling the number of daily users the social media service receives

Some people just have too much goddamn money.