Man do you know how many times this has been floated in the legislature? Mark Butler's bill wasn't the last attempt, and the local paper reports on something to this effect at least annually.

The most important consideration when you're looking at a job in IT is your comfort level with living as a functional alcoholic.

Not automatically, but I'd say you're in the danger zone.

You heard it here first, folks. Stay up all night worrying yourself sick over health issues before deciding what to do about it.

Honest to fucking god, first car company that decides mandatory in-car ads is a good idea loses my business forever, until there's no option anymore and I'm driving an old beat up VW until the end of time.

So they copied the styling of the Ferrari 599 but flattened it out a bit, and the interior and engine performance is now on par with the BMW M3.

It's a shitty holiday special that accurately teaches kids that people are assholes to one another, but mistakenly thinks that reading biblical verses makes them less assholey when the opposite seems to be true.

Ah, a Jalopnik edition. No wonder the site was so damn positive about the thing. I imagine the review will be 95/100 or some such.

The ass end of that car is not, in any way, attractive.

The ass end of that car is not, in any way, attractive.

That thing is cool, but definitely not $12k cool.

Last year my family was visiting my wife's folks out in Utah. I had a tremendous amount of difficulty driving there because all the drivers were polite, considerate, and generally driving very well.

Ergo, the Bears don't suck. WOO! SUPER BOWL AGAIN BABY! I eagerly await the crushing disappointment that starts at game 4 and ends in late December!

It's beautiful in that way that only a truly, epically bad car mod can be. Beautiful in merely suggesting that someone, somewhere, created this and stood back from their glorious design and thought to themselves "yes... this is my achievement". It makes a statement about humanity, in the end.

As always, reports from the Daily Mail should have been ignored, because reps for both the production company and the Count and Countess who own the property say this is a total fabrication.

Some states use devices for the police to be able to copy all of your cell phone data via USB port. Now, it may be a tad paranoid to assume that this may occur here... but then, this is the city that thought Stop and Frisk was a-ok. I wouldn't be in the habit of plugging my phone into random USB ports.

It looks good. It looks really good. But for that kind of money there are so many more interesting options than a tarted up Camaro.

Eh, it's just a viral marketing campaign for the new Robocop movie. OCP will step in to bail them out, blah blah.

I've never hit them by accident either, but it's aggravating to have this anomalous, ugly, and unnecessary little bump rubbing my finger when I'm trying to use the scroll wheel.

Anyone else fucking hate these buttons? I hate those buttons. The most annoying part of an otherwise elegant mousing experience.