And you can thank your town council for that one. People think Trumps bad, but i can almost guarantee theres worse people having a more immediate impact on your life sitting in town hall.

Did you hear that Bill Blair put the brakes on having legalization go into effect on Canada Day, but we may get it on 4/20 instead.

Its also helps that signing up for a streaming service isnt the same level of commitment as signing up for a cable package.

Those fascists over at the humane society would shut us down on opening night, but it would be a barry couple of hours while it lasts.

Well they were designed by men in a time when they were playing castrate-a-mole with the gays.

A year from now? thats a bit delayed.

I remember before Farmville there was Weedfarmer.

All those guys dropping thousands in the strip clubs are going to regret it when they cant afford air conditioning in 10-20 years (i would say heating, but by then i dont expect there will be such a thing as winter anymore.)

I had so much fun blowing peoples limbs off with dynamite arrows that i didnt have enough left to beat the final boss.

I liked how the Witcher handled booze, it was almost poetic how youd only drink the stuff when you were in the middle of a bad fight without anything else to heal, but it would blind you to the danger you were fighting.

He makes dumb, relaxed beats about hanging out and smoking weed. His music isnt exactly what id point to if i wanted to convince someone that rap has artistic merit, but its enjoyable.

Maybe its like anime where they have the same animated figure play different characters and roles in different properties.

If you think about it, skydiving cameleers would be much more effective than the F35 at addressing current national security concerns.

Doing a gross parody of whatever job he should actually be doing, like the rest of them.

Why bother when Chris Brown is already doing such a great job of it.

Liquid Swords.

I couldnt believe that shit when i saw it, like fuck Brian Williams tmi we needed to know the news, not what gives you a boner.

Now that the host is black, you should probably lay off with the banana references.

"Lets hope the organizer doesnt attempt to use his powers to get me off the stage, like how i attempted to use my powers to get my son off the charges, HEY-OHHH"

HE ISNT BALD.