Or a toutat, cause its french so its gotta be backwards.

Get a tattoo of a toupee.

I was envisioning Tom Cruise showed up in a form similar to the giants in Attack on Titan.

And if our application to college is denied, we will sue the state to get rid of affirmative action, whether it had anything to do with it or not.

I just thought of a movie premise where Erika Christensen converts to Catholicism and goes to the Vatican for protection but then the Scientologists lay siege to the Vatican..

Scientology's god.

Have you tried it in a waffle cone?

Mitch McConnel: "I'm the result of a 🐢 banging a🦃"

I agree on Mike Pence and Paul Ryan, but Josh Duggar? yeesh that guy is not good looking.

There are more suburban house wives than trolls involved at this point, which is fucking odious.

Wait, thats not an actual quote?

No, they would be hunters that get swept onto a jungle island inhabited by a big game hunter living in a castle who coerces them into a game where he hunts them across the island.

I want to see Eric and Donald Jr. die in a "The Most Dangerous Game" type scenario.

Sorbet makes everything better?

Even worse than coffee is all the metals in smartphones.

Why was it melting?

I seriously thought that the "Jellybean schnapps" was actually Jellybean Lean.

Depends, how many days a year does he work?

I get that a lot.

and our last one was a notorious android.