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Kyle Average

Francesa, whether in his fictitious character or as himself, declaring that as “the dumbest fuckin’ bet I’ve ever heard of” pretty much guarantees that bet is going to hit.

Yeah, it was a bit odd for Samantha to be all, “Pete is such a bore, and here’s a Republican strategist to help make that point for me!” Uhhhh....

This entire post is just presenting the opinion of an old Republican operative as fact, which is an incredibly weird thing for a liberal website to do. 

If this were a drinking game, you’d be drunk as hell by the start of the second half.

I’d love for this to be a continuing feature, I just beat Fallout 4 and was trying to remember all the crazy rumors leading up to it

Simply wearing a Superman costume once does not make one Superman...

No... no I did not.

Jesse Eisenberg: “Hey guys, what’s going on?”

Hey, you forgot Kevin Spa— oh.

And Peter has a teenaged son with powers named Ben?

Now I want to play Find The Burner.

I’m also a teacher, I don’t think they’re nicer, they just talk less with cellphones. Don’t worry, social media is the new lunchroom bullshit clique, they’ve got it covered (judging by the awful garbage I’ve heard about)

Now is as good a time as any to mention that I’ve never had any use whatsoever for guys named “Shane”.

On the plus side, Christopher Plummer’s going to kill it on this season of SNL.

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

Abrams' Superman is especially notable because Drew McWeeny's review of this script on Aintitcoolnews actually killed the movie. Like fallout was huuuuuge.