15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

Undecided voter here who is trying hard not to get involved with internecine Democratic turf wars, but-

Dudebro up there is clearly not a Reader. You don’t have to explain such things to Readers.

Hey, that’s cool! Fucking prick

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

Yeah because like why not take it all the way. She'll probably volunteer to change the adult diapers of her male cabinet members and rock them to sleep at 7:00 after giving them a warm bottle.

Maybe Taiwan had a female candidate they could actually believe in.