Mental illness sucks.

I’ve wanted to go to a bookstore on at least five occasions over the last month. Grow up, fuckhead and get your stupid face out of Snapgramming.

Seriously, go fuck yourself and the camel you came in on.

You're fucking insane if you think I'm not going to rinse my mouth after brushing. Goddamn fucking insane.

Dear Michael Moore,

#AllLivesAreInconsequential

Maybe more hugs too. And maybe she’ll bake pies for her adversaries.

Don't drink and Kinja. It's dangerous.

What about all of her fucking LIES?!

First thing I look for after someone is murdered is jewelry on the ground, at night.

Whenever I see someone murdered, the first thing I do is pick up jewelry off the ground.

I bet if we forced criminals to get jobs, they would be deterred from committing crime.