Cool. Her friend is not feminist.

Cool. Her friend is not feminist.

Don’t by TJ’s shampoo If you have anything other than a crew (or pixie) cut, you’ll regret it.

Hey there - I’m whitee mcgee, and I agree about the shower bit. If I do not shower, i do not let anyone near me. Showers should be had daily. The body produces funk on a daily basis. Zero excuses to not shower.

I have the trader joe’s shampoo. It absolutely, unequivocally sucks. I now use it has hand soap, after I had to go out and get Head and Shoulders thanks to the crap TJs left behind.

Cool. Her friend is not feminist.

Arianna Grande hates donuts?! Well fuck her then.

That’s as far as I got when I was hoping someone was gonna offer a TL;DR version up in this shizzat.

Psssst! Your friend is not a feminist.

At the absolute most, they can be promised consideration. That is all. If they require more than that, then the bride needs to grow a pair and tell her parents (or whoever) to keep their money. According to this logic, everyone who contributes to the wedding deserves a say, whether it’s in the form of a $100 gift or…

Thank you for your soliloquy. You deserve an Oscar, at the very least.

I like shaving, so that’s not going to change. I just wish it weren’t so expensive.

LOL! Love. I don’t even use foam. I just use ivory soap, emeffers!

Hi, me!

Jeez, guys, it’s like, slightly less expensive to be a woman, now!!

“proportional amount of input.”

I am of the camp where people who need their parents to pay for their weddings probably can’t afford to get married in the first place, so I have zero problem with that. The whole “mommy/daddy pays for my adult party” thing never much made sense to me, as someone whose family didn’t have a pot to piss in.

I wish I were an only child.

“But you also need your family to help.”

1) Am I the only one who sees these headlines and says, “huh? who?”